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I spend my days making daisychains and being fed peeled grapes by oiled nubians. I am an expert in crazy-paving, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. The laws of physics do not apply to me and I can draw an accurate atlas from memory, blindfold. To let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I woo men with my sensuous and celestial bagpipe playing, and I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I have a passion for pirates. Children trust me. Governments frequently ask me to solve their problems; often I refuse. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I have had Elvis and Shakespeare to dinner (I cooked oyster bisque). I have unearthed what became of Amelia Earheart, but in accordance with her wishes, have not told anyone.

I enjoy hearing voices tell me that my call IS important; that this is the 371 to richmond; and that I have no new messages. I have a passion for the ambience of doctors waiting rooms and train stations - platform 4's always have a particularly nice feel to them.

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